December 2011
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Sections
Nose itch
Powdered to perfection
Quick stitch
Waiting for selection.
More tense
Fast steps
Loose lips
Abandon ship.
Let it roll
Down your spine
Take the punches
Say “you’re mine.”
Here she comes
As always white
You shun away
Give up the fight.
You nothing
Quick glance
Sad face down.
Failure ensues.
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An Observation of Sorts
So I hate blonde women. I hate that men love them. I hate how their faces remind me of motherhood. The color of blonde makes teeth look more yellow. It’s so long and silky like a solid slice of satin. I want to cut it up and make rope out of it. Or furniture.
Blonde men are more genuine. They don’t know that they’re liked. Hands inside pockets, they turn pink when you stare....
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Out for Temperament
Ready to roll
Up into motion
Building a map
In all this commotion.
And right as I mention
The beginning of a new
You run into distance
A different dimension.
So slick back that hair
Ignore the advertisements
Kick back the chair
Say hello to excitement.
By Marina Fiedler
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The Common Traveler
A commuter
Heroin shooter
Real fast scooter
All in one wide compartment.
Stereotype
Chat with dad on Skype
He said she wa’nt ripe
Took her head to the pipe as usual.
Turn here
No, there
I said did you hear?
Lonely always upside down.
Read my lips
Big round tits
Looking down at the bag of chips
Cellulite vs. acid reflux
By Marina Fiedler
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Near Never Wood Pattern
To tell the truth, I don’t have real friends. In fact, I’m not sure I really believe in friends anymore.
In the past I had friends whom I trusted enough to tell I the truth about the police files at the Dublin Police Dept. Not I have friends that I only tell because it’s something to talk about. I’ve noticed that they start to leave after the conversation becomes less...
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A Bridesmaids Shoe Tradition
lacedinweddings:
Bridesmaids sign the bottom of the brides shoes. Tradition says that whoever’s name doesn’t wear off by the end of the night is the next one to walk down the aisle.
Looks like a fun party idea :)
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Meet The Ladudas →
My personal wedding blog. :)
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Wishlist
My wishlist is very short. They are in no particular order, but I do want them all very much. Materialistic brand whore.
Nars Milk Cleanser
Harry Potter DVD Set
Brazilian Bikini Depilar
Autumnal Flight Heels
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About Making Tradition Our Own →
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Violin Standards
It’s that time of year again. When the Christmas music fills the minds of everyone including Jews, PG&E bills become expensive, and retail store owners think of schemes to get their customers in the door. Almost every day I hear my boss announce, “This is the bussiest week of the year.” Our lobby is still empty and the saleman are at $50 a car. This time of year, they should...
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I Work For The Internet →
staff:
We work for the Internet. And we’re guessing many of you do too. Whether it’s researching, selling, coding, supporting, designing — so many of our careers depend on the Internet.
One argument that’s been made to Congress is that the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is needed to protect American jobs. In truth, the new liabilities this bill would impose on startups could stop American...
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Wedding Shopping List
Quiche from Costco
Box of Toothpicks
10 Kabob Sticks
8 Train Models - Female
8 Train Models - Male
8 Train Models - Dog
Stones/Rocks
12 Glass Containers $13.
Napkins from Costco
Champagne from Costco
White Wine from Costco
Red Wine from Costco
Freeze Dried Rose Petals
Champagne Bubbles for Place Cards $20
Personalized Napkins $16.50
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Anonymous asked: god you're frightening.
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Holiday Wish List
Number One on my holiday wish list is: The TRIA laser hair remover. With this miracle worker, I hope to forget my shaving worries forever. Bye bye, red spots!
For the rainy days to come, I’d like to stay warm and dry under these charming boots by Sorel, sold at J. Crew:
Next on my list is something more affordable. Ever since I’ve been spying on Kora Organics’s Miranda...
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Fish out of River
Do you have a favorite pair of socks? I have three: The navy blue boy-socks with the tight tall tops and loose fitting foot, my mustard yellow hand-crocheted knee highs, and the cream colored knee highs with pulled pieces of color from Forever 21.
I can hardly wait for a job without a dress code. Now that I am working in a desk setting, I’ve come to see that working in an office setting...